No, Mom. Not yet…

K, first of all… the big day ain’t happening yet. At least, no one has asked… hint hint.

But that don’t stop a gal from dreaming? I mean, if Lady Gaga can have a massive hate on for pants and still get to date a hawty named Speedy I can plan/obsess/drewl over my wedding!

And plus, it’ll give my sisters something to scream about when they open their Facebook in the morning. lol. Did I mention there’s not actually gonna be a wedding?

And no, I won’t be having robots on my cake. Even thought they are super cute. Pew! Pew pew! (Laser noises, btw.)

And just for the record, I’ll be the first one out the door if my day’s anything like this…

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