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The Single Gal’s Wedding

February 2, 2010
 Don't let go, bitches, or I'm keeping the dammed bouquet!!

Don't let go, bitches, or I'm keeping the dammed bouquet!!

You know what!? Weddings are for losers who can’t shack it on their own.

No scratch that. It’s husbands that we don’t need. That was made abundantly clear to me last night as David Patrick “Mosquito” Tetley walked out on me after being a total jerk.

So I figured why do we even need a groom at weddings? Guys don’t care! Now if there was Nintendo it would be different.

Weddings are for/by/and about the ladies. Am I right? We consider ourselves lucky if the dude even bothers showing up!

When I think of the things I wouldn’t get married without, a man isn’t even on the list!

So here’s my idea! All the stuff that a wedding is for; dresses, food, champagne, friends in dresses that are uglier than yours, getting your hair done, flowers… JUST NO MEN!

Cause if it’s your day, why share the spotlight, am I right ladies?

Holla!

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